(Source: 13liberty)
Tonight, I plan on starring in my own imaginary cooking vlog, which I shall name, “My Slightly-Feverish, Possibly-Mono-Filled Kitchen.”
Not quite as catchy.
(Source: insecondsflat)
oliviadunhamandthedeathlyhallows:
this is me in the shower
oh my god
i need an adult
LITERALLY ME
wait you mean this isnt how everybody does it??
It just got worse and worse.
oh god
My only thought was
why isn’t she eating any of that
I just like knowing that videos like this exist.
Is it bad that I want to try this?
Oh my God, this is a masterpiece.
the way i sit with my laptop right on my uterus is probably going to cause all my kids to come out as angry fandom bloggers
(Source: panicmoon)
OMFGOMFGWTFHELPWHATISTHISBRILLIANCE
DYINGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Because this is one of my favorite memes and I have not been able to find a SanSan version:
x)
(Source: damagedgal)
PRELIMINARY REPORT: SUBJECT IS MALE, MID TWENTIES, NO KNOWN AILMENTS. ELECTROLYTE PROFILE SHOWS MODERATELY ELEVATED LEVELS OF HYDROGEN PHOSPHATE, POSSIBLY RELATED TO RECENT DIETARY INTAKE OR ACTIVITY. FIRST PHASE METABOLOMIC SAMPLING SHOWS SERINE DEFICIENCY IN AMINO ACID PROFILE. TRIGLYCERIDE LEVELS SEEM ELEVATED, BUT THAT COULD BE DUE TO THE PECULIARITIES OF SEBACIOUS GLAND DISTRIBUTION IN HUMAN SUBJECTS. FURTHER RESEARCH REQUIRED.
WITHOUT TAKING HIM BACK TO THE LAB THE BEST I CAN OFFER IS A GUESS, BUT I’D SAY THE SUBJECT IS GOING TO SCRATCH MY HEAD AND RUB MY BELLY BECAUSE I’M CUTE AS HELL.
(Source: iraffiruse)
Insanity Tate Wolf 2
This is how I feel about holidays.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
It’s so awful and yet I can’t stop laughing.
OH GOD. I INTEND TO LEARN THIS.
LMFAOOOO !!!!!!!
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH, HEY.
oh my god what is air
well that just sums up how I feel about the holiday season
(Source: sparklebuns)
