(Source: katiebecks)
- what I meant to say: I have a strong emotional attachment to this character and I often find myself having moments where I want nothing more than to reach out and hold them when they go through certain situations. Allow me to explain how I feel.
- what I actually said: ASFDGHJK;LJLGFKJDSHFH;DJFHGJHL FEEEEEEEEELS /gross sobbing
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Tonight, I plan on starring in my own imaginary cooking vlog, which I shall name, “My Slightly-Feverish, Possibly-Mono-Filled Kitchen.”
Not quite as catchy.
(Source: insecondsflat)
the way i sit with my laptop right on my uterus is probably going to cause all my kids to come out as angry fandom bloggers
(Source: panicmoon)
Portlandia S02E02 - “One Moore Episode”
(Source: anakochen)
Elmo: Ms. Amy, how do you like to exercise?
Amy: (laughs) Elmo, you’re hilarious.
(Source: formerly-nanitewraps)
(Source: jonwithabullet)
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